when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Hilary Duff - Chasing the Sun Official Music Video

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princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

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human:

this picture is life

human:

this picture is life

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uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

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adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

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porndirector:

When I get hit on

She looks like she’s eating styrofoam

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